Teen Culture : Solution To Skinny Jeans

Chances are your locality has been swamped by teenagers in overpriced American brands lately. Reasons for this trend vary from economic booms to the philosophy that most people exercise their freedom by choosing to be the same. If you're fashion conscious, you can relieve yourself of your fear of looking different by blending in with the crowd. Companies realise this, and they exploit teenager's vulnerability and low self-confidence.

Here, at least, American brands cost a fortune. Many parents grew up in sub-poverty or very poor households, and now lavish gifts upon their children - so the market realises that parents won't let their kid "suffer" materially, so lo-and0behold, we have "cheap" solutions to the goods children crave.

Sometimes, shady characters come door-to-door selling American-brand teen clothing, but people have wised up that these are "fake" (aren't they all made in the same sweatshop?) - but luckily, American Eagle Outfitters have a solution. Do your sisters constantly thieve your $100 American jeans? Well, now you can share - simultaneously!


Yep! Spray-on skinny jeans, just in case your regular jeans weren't skinny enough!

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6 comments:

  1. Oh, wow, that is ridiculous ~ and funny! c: Great post.

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  2. Uh... what? Aren't they technically naked then? That's so wrong.

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    1. I hope that people are only going to use this if they are already wearing a dress/skirt and it is too warm to wear jeans.. It would be borderline indecent otherwise!
      Thanks for commenting :)

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  3. Nice. Just like those paint-on wedding dresses I once saw in the paper...I'll try to dig up a possible link!:)

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    1. I'd like to read that, even if the idea is somewhat disturbing!
      :)

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